Lines in “Downtown” Weston

As I was driving into downtown Weston, where “downtown” is loosely used, I was rewarded with a sign that said “safe driver! thank you!” Which is pretty much all the positive affirmation I need today.
And yet, there was more. The lines have been painted at least from the Weston Pediatric Associates through the intersection of doom at BPR/School St.. Weston, you look fabulous today!
Come on out and practice your parallel parking because your spaces are now marked. Park your convertible Ferrari next to a high curb—I dare you (one owner has already taken me up on that). Also enjoy the Beach, Bistro and the Pocket Park with Loooonnngggg Bench. Beach, Bistro and Bench. Who could ask for more?
Enjoy Weston!

Where’s the beach? I must have missed an earlier post…
Ah yes, here’s a tutorial for you: https://westonowl.com/2021/09/13/weston-beach-vs-weston-bistro-a-tutorial/
Did we supersize our line order? Those yellow lines seem unusually well-fed.
Haha. As I’ve noted in Boston area driving, lines are really just decoration for whatever people want to do.