Did you know that voting is obligatory in many other countries? And did you know that many people around the country and world wait for HOURS in line to vote? For example, Mr. Owl will be voting in the upcoming Brazilian presidential elections next month and is preparing to spend most of his day in line in some crazy town in Massachusetts–I don’t even know where Malden is. And even if he were still living in Brazil, he would spend the majority of his day in line to vote.

Which is all to say, you have 10 minutes between now and 8 pm to vote. I know you do. You know you do. Precincts 1 and 2 vote northside, 3 and 4 are centrally located. Do it.