. Here we are, Weston, about to witness one of the Owl’s greatest failures. Humorlessness has won over tongue in cheek and it’s all downhill from here, my fine Westonians. In spite of the Owl’s repeated requests to revert to the originally and hilariously named “Resident Shredding Day”, Town Hall is refusing to bow to media pressure and has committed
Read more. It appears, Weston, that humorlessness is starting to win over humorfullness (? well, why not?) here in town. In spite of repeated attempts to revert to the originally and hilariously named “Resident Shredding Day”, Town Hall is refusing to bow to popular demand and has renamed it “Document Shredding Day for Residents.” One would almost think that someone ACTUALLY
Read moreWeston, it concerns the Owl that it seems Town Hall is attempting a re-brand of the always-popular and oversubscribed Resident Shredding Day. The email and calendar event now reads: “Document Shredding Day for Weston Residents (Resident Shredding Day). ” The Owl would like to be the first to register dismay at the move from humorous double entendre to boringness. Next
Read moreHas anyone noticed the coincidence of Resident Shredding Day always coming up a month after Town Meeting? Clearly there is a large upswing of residents to be shredded — I know my list is long. Actually, the coincidence lies in the fact that just when I think I have lost my sense of humor about the town, the sound of
Read moreBecause of its immense popularity in this Town, a second Resident Shredding Day has been announced for Saturday, November 13, 2021 from 9 am to 1 pm at the Weston Police Station. No non-residents may be shredded. For those who have a great deal of household shredding to be done (things do tend to pile up), community shredding is the
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